it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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