But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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