i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
