I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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