just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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