just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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