butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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