what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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