I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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