let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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