i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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