Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
do herpes really smell.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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