okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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