I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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