brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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