whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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