i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
My life is pants optional.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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