Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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