Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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