Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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