oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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