If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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