I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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