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Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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