Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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