So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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