I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Randomize