Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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