It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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