ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
...so i touched it.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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