yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
