why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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