Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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