awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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