I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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