The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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