I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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