But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He kissed a someone with a penis
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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