Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
tell me about the eggs
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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