Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Oh god it's open bar.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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