Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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