you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
high people should be assigned attendants
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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