Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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