happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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