There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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