Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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