So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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