she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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