Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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