Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Randomize