My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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