She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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