do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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