Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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