Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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